President Obama accomplished quite a lot in his eight years in office: Still on your parents health insurance at the age of 26? Thanks, Obama! Gay and want to be legally bound to your life partner in holy matrimony? Fuck yea, Obama! Giving the orders to SEAL Team 6 to take out Osama Bin Laden in the dead of the night? U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
For all the highs, there were definitely a few lows. Like the time he drank a non-alcoholic beer, outraging Bro-kind everywhere.
Now that you’re out of office, hope you have time to enjoy the hard stuff, Barry O.
Thanks for keeping it Bro as fuck the last eight years.