Denny’s is a reputable nationwide breakfast chain. Who hasn’t been plastered as all heck at 4:39 a.m. and ordered a French Toast Slam and a Moons Over My Hammy sandwich at Denny’s from a waitress named Luanne who may or may not have a glass eye, you’re not sure if she does, and you’re kind enough not to stare. However, the marketing team over at Denny’s has gone to shit after they made a turd their mascot.
For some reason, Denny’s new mascot is a humanized sausage link, but it really, really looks like shit personified.
I think I “snap the slams” about 30 minutes after eating a Crazy Spicy Skillet.